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I fell off (on?) the Wagon.
Thursday, July 30th, 2009
Spaghettios are the reason I survived my first year of college. I lived in a dorm room with three other ladies, and I had one bowl and one spoon to my name. I ate Spaghettios for breakfast, lunch, dinner and an occasional snack. I am going to blame it on the fact that my mother hardly ever bought them for me as a child, plus they are cheap and oh so good. It would not be so bad if I had stopped eating them after I moved out of the dorm, but no I continued to eat them just about every day or the next 5 years. One day I left my bowl (don’t worry, I had saved up and bought a new bowl by then) in some water in the sink. When I returned home our entire sink was dyed orange. I then realized that is what the inside of my stomach looks like! I immediately swore off Spaghettios cold turkey, and I am not going to lie, it was been hard. When I see them in the grocery store my mouth starts to water. Ian has had to talk me out of the canned food aisle countless times.
Just a couple months ago I thought it would be harmless to have some Raviolis. I mean, they are not Spaghettios, right? Completely different! I was totally fine! Then a couple weeks ago my sister got a can of Spaghettios in the mail. She brought it over to me (because she is an enabler) because she knew I liked them. I texted Ian and told him, and I guess he was feeling a little bad for his pregnant wife because he told me I might as well eat them. I am not proud of what happens next. Lets just say my stomach is not in fine shape and there is a mysterious orange ring in my kitchen sink. Now, I do not have many vices. I am not a party-er, I do not drink or smoke and have never taken any illicit drugs. (Don’t I sound fun to hang out with?) But I am addicted to Spaghettios. I wake up in the morning counting the hours until it is late enough to be considered lunch time. When I run out of cans, I crave more. Is there a 12 step program for this? Should I call Cambell’s? I keep telling myself that I can quit when I want to, I did it once and I can do it again.
I just don’t want to yet.
Tags: college, ian, rachel, spaghettios
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To The Person Who Stole Ian’s Bike
Tuesday, July 28th, 2009
You are a big fat meanie head. Why on earth would you steal a bike with a flat tire? I hope you didn’t realize it had a flat tire and you rode it home and fell off and skinned your knee. Then I hope you went home with your knee bleeding and realized you had no band-aids, although, knowing you, you probably just STOLE SOME!
That is all.
PS-Why did you not steal my bike? It was right there, and mine even has streamers and a cool basket. Not going to lie, I am slightly offended….
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Heather and Ian sitting in a tree…
Monday, July 27th, 2009
I have been married 7 years today!
Every year on our Anniversary I always think about our 1st anniversary and what a crazy time that was! On our first anniversary I was actually 2 days past my due date with Zane, so it wasn’t really that romantic of a day! I was huge and miserable and just wanted to have a baby already! Ian and I tried to make the best of it by going out to dinner, but while we were gone Ian’s siblings called the house and told My Mom (who was staying with us anxiously awaiting Zane’s arrival) to have him call them immediately. My Mom got kind of worried so she called us at the restaurant and told us that Ian’s family needed him to call home, and it sounded like it was an emergency. Of course, Ian and I were worried so we hurried and left the restaurant before we were even done eating and rushed home to call them. It turns out they had been taking bets on when they thought the baby was going to be born and just wanted to tell us what everyones guess was. At that point any sliver of romance was gone from the evening and I am pretty sure I went to bed. Needless to say, it could of been better.
Tags: anniversary, ian, love
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