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The Class That Shall Not Be Named..

11
Jun 2009

Zane loves Gymnastics! He has been doing it for a while now and it is totally his calling! He is really good at it! He is in the Beginning Boys class even though you technically are supposed to be 6 (he is still only 5) and he is by far the best kid in that class. I don’t say that as a bragging mother (okay a little bit..)he really is very focused on being really good.  Well, after class one day his teacher had Zane stay behind and called over the boys coach. She had Zane show off some of his smooth moves, including his amazing handstands. We once bet Zane he couldn’t stand on his head over a minute, he did it that day. The coaches talked for a couple minutes and then walked Zane over where they told Ian that there is a special class for Summer called Hotshots that they want to put him in. Apparently, this is a super big honor (and super secretive).

When I went to talk to the receptionist about the class, she acted like she had never heard of it. She kept looking at me suspiciously while I stumbled around trying to figure out if I had gotten the name wrong. Finally, I told her the day and time I thought the class was supposed to be, and only then did she open her book and write Zane’s name down. She looked at me mysteriously and said, “If you don’t know the day and time, your not supposed to be there..” 

I had no idea Zane’s Gymnastics was run by the Mob!*

*No offense to anyone in the Mob, friends with the Mob, or currently being harassed by the Mob.