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To The Person Who Stole Ian’s Bike

28
Jul 2009

You are a big fat meanie head. Why on earth would you steal a bike with a flat tire? I hope you didn’t realize it had a flat tire and you rode it home and fell off and skinned your knee. Then I hope you went home with your knee bleeding and realized you had no band-aids, although, knowing you, you probably just STOLE SOME!

That is all.

PS-Why did you not steal my bike? It was right there, and mine even has streamers and a cool basket. Not going to lie, I am slightly offended….

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